April52014
shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill

tiny snake friend

(via tessaviolet)

5PM

Such an amazing movie.

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5PM

cerastes:

starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.

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5PM

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5PM

completely-blankk:

fuckere:

THIS IS SO GREAT AND CUTE OMFG

what is this from??

Aww :3

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5PM

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5PM

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5PM

fennicfennec:

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

if (store.hasEggs()) {
    store.buy("Milk", 12);
}
else {
    store.buy("Milk", 1);
}

(Source: cssdy, via zeldass)

March312014
silver-tounged-featherdevil:

llttlesophie:

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

floop

silver-tounged-featherdevil:

llttlesophie:

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

floop

(Source: dovga.com)

9PM
too-smacked:

condoms are doing it right

too-smacked:

condoms are doing it right

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